Friends...how many of us have them?

So...let me tell you something, if you have friends ask yourself what kind of friends do I have? Do they truly have your best interest at heart? If you feel you have successfully answered these questions, then ask your friends before you take your ass on television if you should go. Ask them if your outfit is a hot ass mess. Ask them if the man you are going out with is ugly, has stank breath, or is tacky because REAL friends will tell you. After watching American Idol yesterday I realized that some people just don't have any friends. There is NO possible way that MY friends would let me go on television and sound and look like an idiot. Getting on national TV singing your favorite song...OH BABY! If you sound a fool in the shower you WILL sound just the SAME on TV. BADD...with two Ds. Upon looking at this catastrophe I just had to think to myself what would my friends do? Well no need to wonder because my friends are the biggest bunch of honest b*tches I know. These girls will laugh at you in your lowest moment but will bring you out of a funk at the same time. Any person that will tell you your boyfriend is cheating on you and then go up to his new girlfriend just to laugh in her face at her tacky ass outfit is a friend... oops PERSONAL story. Anywho American Idol isn't the only reason for this rampage but also American's favorite primetime drama, "The Real World" which is featuring this season a person from the prestigous Howard University and yesterday they talked about his girlfriend for the first time. Should I say they FRIED her on TV. As he made out with two girls in the bar, and everytime she called him, he just ran to the phone pretending to be too busy to talk to her. Now my friends would have said, "Les, that ni**a is wylin!" Out of pride I would have had to cause a scene at school with the boyfriend so that people could see that I have more respect for myself and LET ME TELL YOU I have a lot of pride. It can get you into trouble sometime but for the most part it helps in every situation. Friends, ladies and gents, they're the people who you need in times of dispair, the people who will be in your corner, and the people who will CUT a hoe if need be. Remember friends...how many of us have them?