Wednesday, February 14, 2007

It's So Hard to say Goodbye...


So...according to New York Daily News...TRL IS ABOUT TO TAKE THE "L" WHAT!!!!???? the hell is MTV thinking?! How will they ever be able to compete with BET now, and the Rocsi & Terrance and the 106&Park obsession little children have?!?!? OH PLEASE!!!! CAN YOU SENSE MY SARCASM???? The big dogs over at MTV will do exactly what they have been doing the past 24 some odd years and continue to make BET look like a second rate, project, local cable channel with nothing to offer but ass and titties. MTV is trying to touch the masses as they are now reaching out to their audience that has been with them from the beginning with shows like "Engaged&Underaged".

But honestly what will we do everyday without our dose of Times Square, the star studded 3:30-5:00 hours, the TRL summer shows, and of course all the veejays??? I remember when Carson Daly was the one n only greatest host ever, we can't forget about FINE ass Quddus...whoo wheee!!! and poor Damion you know he aint doin' shit...MTV is taking away lives! I was on TRL once too...i'll never seeing Christina Milian on that stage, or the white girls in the hot tub, and then of course Lala...ghetto ass Lala..lol lol
Let us reminisce on the days of yore...
Goodbye top ten videos. seyonara celebs pluggin whack ass movies. good day to WORLD PREMERE videos. I never thought I would see it happen...the day MTV let BET win.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Why The Grammy's Said No...

This could be why JT didn't walk away with a grammy box...he's too busy handing out dick...

Bad Girls Gone Wild: Video

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Bad Girls Gone Wild

So...let me tell you if someone says they are gonna whoop your ass you better believe it, Oh! Oxygen Network's show "Bad Girls Club" proved just why they're so bad ass. This fight has got to be one of the best I've seen on reality TV. In the end Aimee [victim] says, "Whatever if you have to hit me because I won't listen to you [Ty, the BAD ass] then fine." Now I don't about you but that doesn't sound too "bad" to me. Maybe she should have auditioned for "Starting Over" you know that other show where they help all the weaklings get a backbone...

Friday, February 9, 2007

Do we all look alike?

So in yesterday's news Will Smith gets mistaken for Barack Obama! What?! Now I don't care if you truly believe that ALL Black people look the same, that's for you WHITE people...you know good and damn well who Will Smith is and who Barack Obama is. For one every person in the continental US has seen at least one episode of 'Fresh Prince of Belair' since it is on at least eight channels a day, and that's just basic cable. Clearly Mr. Obama just surfaced in recent years, so why the hell did some old white tourist in DC tell Mr. Smith, "We appreciate everything you're doing for the country!!! Thank you!" According to AOL.com, Will kindly replied with a thank you, but I think I would have led those lame ass people straight to Regal Cinemas on 7th street because someone obviously missed this year's feature Will Smith film, "The Pursuit of Happiness"...COME ON WHITE PEOPLE!!!

Long lost brothers? I think not...so as this is Black History Month I say we not only take time to educate our own people but please for the love of Harriet Tubman can we all go out and get a white friend so they can see we do exist beyond BET...

in the words of my friend Stanley Johnson, "...it's 2007, not 1957" and that means...awww shit it really doesn't mean a damn thing, just like it didn't when Stan said it.

America's Favorite Konvict...

Uh Oh has America's favorite convict gone soft? Although he's normally known for his club bangers and party hits, Akon has now decided to "bless" us with a ballad showing that even in his annoying ass jamerican accent he too can sing the panties off the ladies...take a look at this video, let me know what you think...



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His little breakdown almost reminds me of "Ignition" by R. Kelly...Oh no!!! If this keeps up the next song we may see if Akon F. the Wiggles...

Friday, February 2, 2007

"L" Exempt Theory

So...let me tell you being a student at Howard has definitely taught me how to get anything I need any way I can so I do NOT ever have to take the "L" also known as the "LOSS"...Now it is my belief that everyone at some time in their life will have to take the ever feared "L" and I feel that's okay it builds character. (That's what my dad says about anything that sux) Here's some examples: Jessica and Nick; they were doing well until that damn GOD forsaken reality TV show...then what happened? They took the "L" on their marriage, now that sux.



But the MTV has beens aren't the only ones who have suffered, what about Jennifer Aniston, I mean if your gorgeous husband left you for a far more beautiful, kind, caring, trying to save the world type woman wouldn't you say that you had taken the "L"? Again that's that bulls*it, I might have had to cut Angie cuz that was grimy...HOMEWRECKER!!!

But let's discuss these people who think they're "L" exempt why in the hell do they think that they will never have to suffer, I have a friend and I love him dearly but every time we go out and let's say were supposed to get in for ten but end up having to pay twenty, for some reason unknown to me he NEVER has to pay what we do, and will talk his way into getting in for free! I'm almost impressed but then i think to myself, what do you think makes you different?! We all had to pay twenty, your little measly dub is good enough for the club...but I digress perhaps I just wish it was me. But celebrities are the main people who often feel they are "L" exempt with the exceptions of people aforementioned. But I swear I mean look at Brandy...this bitch killed a woman! Now if that had been me I would already be in jail with big Bertha demanding my corn bread! Put that bitch behind bars...KILLER!!! She needs to take her "L" and wear it proudly! YOU ARE NOT "L" EXEMPT!
K-Fed! He's definitely taking the "L" but will he accept it? Hell no...he is trying to find every way to stay in the American eye! Fall the f*ck back boo boo, your girl left you, you have two baby's mommas, four kids, NO job, hell K-Fed is not just taking the "L" he is the "L"...



Folks do yourself a favor, if you know that something is not going to work in your favor accept it, savor it, and just wear your "L" proudly!