Let Leslie Tell It: "L" Exempt Theory

So...let me tell you being a student at Howard has definitely taught me how to get anything I need any way I can so I do NOT ever have to take the "L" also known as the "LOSS"...Now it is my belief that everyone at some time in their life will have to take the ever feared "L" and I feel that's okay it builds character. (That's what my dad says about anything that sux) Here's some examples: Jessica and Nick; they were doing well until that damn GOD forsaken reality TV show...then what happened? They took the "L" on their marriage, now that sux.

But the MTV has beens aren't the only ones who have suffered, what about Jennifer Aniston, I mean if your gorgeous husband left you for a far more beautiful, kind, caring, trying to save the world type woman wouldn't you say that you had taken the "L"? Again that's that bulls*it, I might have had to cut Angie cuz that was grimy...HOMEWRECKER!!!

But let's discuss these people who think they're "L" exempt why in the hell do they think that they will never have to suffer, I have a friend and I love him dearly but every time we go out and let's say were supposed to get in for ten but end up having to pay twenty, for some reason unknown to me he NEVER has to pay what we do, and will talk his way into getting in for free! I'm almost impressed but then i think to myself, what do you think makes you different?! We all had to pay twenty, your little measly dub is good enough for the club...but I digress perhaps I just wish it was me. But celebrities are the main people who often feel they are "L" exempt with the exceptions of people aforementioned. But I swear I mean look at Brandy...this bitch killed a woman! Now if that had been me I would already be in jail with big Bertha demanding my corn bread! Put that bitch behind bars...KILLER!!! She needs to take her "L" and wear it proudly! YOU ARE NOT "L" EXEMPT!
K-Fed! He's definitely taking the "L" but will he accept it? Hell no...he is trying to find every way to stay in the American eye! Fall the f*ck back boo boo, your girl left you, you have two baby's mommas, four kids, NO job, hell K-Fed is not just taking the "L" he is the "L"...